Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 11:56 AM

yo! i'm trying to update my blog everyday..
cos very sian mah..
went to check out friendster just now
den found sumthing damn disgusting
i decided to copy paste

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
Fuuckking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Father Is A Bast4rd
The Mother Is A Wh0re
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber
Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Sex is goodSex is fineDoggy Style & 69
Just for funOr gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u
need to read it ENTIRELY!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.

sexxx is evil
sexxxx is a sin
sins are forgiven
so stick it in

okok, this's sick! post by someone you all noe de..
go check out ur friendster bulletin
den you'll noe who..
its damn sick!

some test i found on the website:
in friendster bulletin oso[post by perry [1D moniter]]

1.Name one person who made you smile last night.
~`九孔[周日8点党]

2. What were youdoing at 8:00 this morning?
~`sleeping...

3. What were you doing 30minutes ago?
~`using the com luh!

4.What was something that happened to you in 2006?
~` i got 2 childern

5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
~`CRAP!

6.How many different things did you drink today?
water, soya milk, green bean soup...

7. What coloris your hairbrush?
lol!

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
MRT fair..haha

9. Where have you been last night?hmmm?
home...i'm a guai kia

10. What color is your front door?
brown

11. Where do you keep your change?
obviously is my wallet!

12. What was the weather like today?
goin to rain soon...but its still very sunny!

13. What is the best icecream flavor?
CHOCOLATE!

14. What is something you are excited about?
going out during JUNE holidays

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
maybe? i not sure

16. Are you over the age of 25?
no lar..maybe slightly more than half of that..i'm still young

17. Do you talk a lot?
yea! i simply love to tlk

18. Do you watch The O.C.?
wad the heck is that?

19. Does your screen name have an "x"in it?
yea..serve as a form of decorations XD

20. Do you know anyone named Steven?
yes..幸福双人床 de pick-up-poo!

21. Do you make up your own words?
i wish i can..

23. Are you typically a jealous person?
not really...

24. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "A"
.ANGEL OR..can only think of that. She's my cookie nuer XD

25. Name a friend whosename starts with the letter "K":
KEVIN lim..suprisingly i wrote that.Cos someone kip mentioning his name to me...listen till sian liao

26. Who's the 1st person on your received callslist?
ANgel lor..we tlk for an hour ytd

27. What did the last textmessage you received say?
cant say lar.its very private

28.Do you chew on your straws?
i dun use straws so often!

29. Do you have curly hair?
no lar..

30. Where is the next place you're going?
erm...toilet?

31. Who is the last person u called him/her rude?
MS ZARINA! u read my previous post and u'll noe why!LOL

32. What is the last thing you ate?
hmmm.. 麦芽糖

33. Is marriage in your future?
depends lor XD

34. What is the best movie you've seenin the past two weeks?
200 pounds beauty!

35. Is there anyone you like right now?
lol...cant say anyting...

36.When was the last time you did the dishes, be honest.?
last year?...haha...

37. Are you currently depressed?
yea.. stupid CO, starting 2 more days!

38. Did you cry today?
yea..a few min ago

39. Why did you answer and post this survey?
interesting mah..
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January--i danced with
Febuary--i loved
March--i choked on
April--i licked
May-- i kicked
June--i murdered
July--i sang to
August--i had lunch with
September--i ran over
October--i smoked
November--i yelled at
December--i kissed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a mexican
7-------a llama
8-------a banana
9-------myself
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------my dog
13-------chuck norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------my best friends boyfriend
20-------a football player
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my boyfriend tounge
23-------a noodle
24-------my girlfriend
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------a thornbush
28-------my boyfriend
29-------my science teacher
30-------my cell phone
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because im sexy
Black-------Because im a ninja.
Pink--------Because im homosexual.
Red---------Because i love her.
Blue--------Because the voices told meto.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------because im an ass
Gray--------Because im drunk as hell
Yellow------Because someone offered me1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

my answer: i danced with a noodle becourse i'm a ninja =.='''

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1)Do you like your school?
YEA! i love my school!

2)Do you hate your teachers?
hmm, dun hate..dislike nia

3)Do you like all your classmates?
er..not all lar XD

4)Do you like your class?
<3333 THEM!

5)Do you like your school uniform?
not rili lar. i hate the METAL BUTTONS!

6)do your school allows ankle socks?
who cares?i still wear..just pull them up when ms ZARINA starts checking

7)do you get in trouble with one particular teacher?
no leh, i'm a guai kia

8)do you daydream in class?
who doesnt? lessons are damn boring.

9)have you done your homework for the last homework given?
never finish a hmwk b4

10)have you been caught by teachers for just having long nails?
everytime in my whole 13 years of life..

11)have you ever spent more than 5minutes in your school toilet?
yes lar..after PE, the queue is always so long..

12)have you ever smoked in your school toilet?
i can't even buy one! neither do i want to smoke...

13)have you ever fell asleep when the teachers' lessons gets boring?
every single day..all the lessons are so goddam boring

14)what was the last vulgarity you said in school?
said alot..forget ler

15)what have you got your teachers forlast year teachers' day?
a winnie the pooh bear and a piglet.

16)where do you sit in class?
between darren & roger, behind jingyi, infront of jeremy

17)where's your school library?
canteen upstairs...

18)how long was your recess?
er? 25mins?

19)how long have you not got detention?
13 years in my whole entire life...

_______________________________________________________

NERD QUIZ:
[ ]you wear spetacles.
[x]you push all your fringe to theback.
[x]never put makeup when going out.
[ ]don't know how to dress up.
[ ]tuck in your shirt all the time.
[x]your skirt is friggin' long.
[ ]you don't wear ankle socks.
[x]you like reading.
[ ]you study all day long.
[ ]you don't own a computer.
[ ]you study more than you play.
[ ]never hands in homework late.
[x]turns up for school punctually.
[x]hates your hair to be messy.
[ ]always have an extra pin/clip inbag.
[x]don't hang out with the popular.
[ ]you carry a haversack.
[ ]you're teacher's pet.
[ ]you never failed a test before.
[ ]first thing you do when you comehome is homework.
SCORE:7/20

LIAN/BENG QUIZ:
[x]you prefer contact lenses than specs.
[ ]u always make up.
[x]you like dressing up.
[x]you don't like tucking in your shirt.
[ ]you own many mini skirts.
[x]you wear socks below your ankle.
[ ]you hate reading books/studying.
[ ]you despise ugly people/nerds.
[x]you own several/one computer.
[x]you play more than you study.
[x]hands in work late occasionally.
[x]you have been late for schoolbefore.
[ ]eu drink/smoke.
[x]don't bring extra pins/clips.
[x]hangs out with popular people inyour class.
[x]you have a slingbag/handbag.
[ ]all teachers don't care/despise you.
[x]you failed countless tests before.
[x]you come home and play computer than do homework.
[ ]Have been in more than 5relationships

SCORE:13/20

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1] what's your handphone brand?
`*NOKIA!

2]what are the last 3 digits of your moblie number?
`*732

3]what does the 2nd msg in your inbox say?
`* what's the name of _____ previous stead?

4]who is the 1st person who comes up the letter 'M'?
`* miss joanne lim

5]who was the last person u rang?
`* qiuru

6]who was ur last missed call from?
`* angel

7]who was the second last person who comes up the letter 'D'?
`*doreen

8]what does the oldest msg in your inbox say?
`*wad ur maple name, i add you [ty]

9]who comes under 'J'?
`*jacqueline, jane, jeremy, jessie

10]go to your send items-what does the 10th msg say?
`* u in school anot?

11]who is the 4th person that comes up after 'S'?
`* sharon aiai

12]who is your network provider?
`* starhub

13]how many msg are currently in your inbox?
`*168..i shift most of my msg to saved msg, which have 281msg

14]what do you have as your background?
`* Deathnote L

15]who is the 2nd person that comes under 'R'?
`* Regina

16]who do you have on speed dial 3?
`* i dun use speed dial

17]who is the lastest guy that called you?
`* Kar Wuai

18]who is the 1st person that comes after 'C'?
`* Chan Jia Min

19]who is the person that calls you the most?
`* YILING!!!

20]what do you have as your main ringtone?
`* i'm not missing you[stacie orrico]

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